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Best of Year One

by Trial of the Golden Witch

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There's a man who's opinion I appreciate Told me to "never underestimate the daylight" I took him for his word and Thought to go outside But I found that if I left the curtains open Let the sun in I don't need to go out I let the love in Frantic self-obsession, maybe Always cooping up Never showing up Never being out Never hanging out Always keeping in Drawing others in Pulling others in
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Every single one of you god damn bitches ain't never gonna know love Tellin' you every single one of you bitches ain't never gonna know love I'm gonna burn ya down Rock mine I'm gonna burn ya down A fuckin' hole 'Cause I'm a teenage bitch (x3) If you're so smart, explain this, Clarissa DIE! Explain this Clarissa, Clarissa Clarissa DIE DIE DIE!
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This is a story about a time when I had to suck... a whole lot of dick. SUGHAHOUGHLOUGHDADIIIICK! And then you rub a whole lotta balls! (Aye man, gotta go. Gotta go, n' catch da show) Suck a whole lotta dick Whole lotta dick Whole lotta dick dick dick dick dick dick dick Then a'rub a whole lotta balls Had 'em all over my chest Someone took a shit in my mouth And then I got pube pneumonia Dicks in my ears Dicks in my mouth Dicks in my eyes Dicks in my anus Dicks in my nose Dicks in my mouth Dicks in my ears Dicks in my... pube pneumonia (Not cool man You don't want a whole lotta dick in your face That's not how we roll in Jamaica In Jamaica, you have dick in de face... Is just not cool man. No dick in de face) (We don't need no more trouble, no more trouble)
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Hey Deda Tah 03:37
Hey deda tah, heay deda, hey deday da tetah tah
5.
I believe in this We could use our fists to kill a bear Oh yeah If we decided we wanted to I think we're the best I think we can't rest until we've done it all Oh yeah We'll live until we've done it all And when we die, oh man we'll die We'll die and everything subsides (We didn't go hunting, but we shot something)
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Meega mee Shaughmboughgaleigh shameigh Bengoleigh gomaleigh gamee Shaughmboughgaleigh Shaughmboughgaleigh shumbouleigh shameigh Shaughmboughgaleigh
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NO QUIPS 03:32
I don't give no quips at all All I want is some wingz
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It might not be the right time I might not be the right one But there's something about us I have to say 'Cause there's something between us anyway It might not be the right time I might not be the right one But there's something about us I've got to do Some kind of secret I will share with you I need you more than anything in my life I want you more than anything in my life I love you more than anything in my life I'll miss you more than anything in my life
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Go for the gold Winning Is what I'm 'bout, like Got five digits On my fingers Go for the gold Five digits for smackin' bitches With my hand, go across they face Go for the gold In a foot race, I got two feet Try to fuckin' run Can't escape shit Go for the gold Cops on my tail Man that sucks Five digits On my gun (well if it isn't Dio Brando!)
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BC 01:44
(THIS IS A PARODY) I was walkin' up to class, smokin' that hash Fine bitches walkin' by, and I'm slappin' they ass Then I roll past my dealer and I'm gettin' that cash And you know in my pants, I be packin' that mass The boys and I was chillin' out at the swamp When we passed by some niggaz who was talking that womp Later on catch those niggaz all up under my stomp Roll back to the crib, I was smackin' that romp They be sayin' go to school, get that education Bitch, fuck that, I'mma take over the nation Bomb straps, AKs, and a couple gas stations All I need is power, dead bodies, and relations Chillin', maybe killin' Poppin shots at pigs while I'm snortin' penicillin The media try to make me out to be the villain So I fire my Destructo Disk at then lile I was Krillin Approach the president, hit 'im with a right Come to find out, the first lady's pretty tight At the top of the world, these niggaz at a fright Now the whole world's fearin' the Arabian nights 'Bout now everybody in the world wants to be me gotta fill out a release form just to see me Every fuckin' day got my face on the TV Remindin' everybody I'm the king of the 3D BC from the stone age into your home Fuck with us, mothafucka, get two to the dome You a fine ass bitch, go and pick up the phone BC got the whole world ridin' our bone
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(unintelligible) write somethin' For the riff made by my friend Couldn't really think of much I didn't say that I could I'm not the best At the riff for my friend (something) it is my soul The souls in tandem This is my romantic idea of what songwriting is It is souls in tendem Souls in tendem So I, I just made it up on the fly Even now Even at this very moment It's only what came up in my head The music as it resonates It's the souls in tandem Like a bicycle for two or three or you and you and me and me and you and you and me and me and me and you and you and you and me
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13.
(understandable portion) Somebody asked me Whatever happened to you And I answered that I killed you I killed you (unintelligible) All the memories are starting to melt Into fantasy And I lose my grip on reality, baby I don't know what to think, anymore Ever since that day, with your body on my floor (Don't row your boat into me Don't row your boat out to sea It's all a dream)
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Mantequilla 02:29
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I used to love those cartoons Written by men for children Who already don't understand Never had no hall monitor No crazy jocks And could never figure out a slingshot Couldn't ever make it work rights It used to bother me 'Cause I wanted to be Like the kids on the show Who said, "this is how it should go" But man, fuck slingshots
17.
A Saturday morning is a Saturday afternoon A Saturday morning is a one I would share with you If you have the time I hope you have the time (Oh, you were singing?)
18.
I'm not a boy anymore But fuck if I'm nearly a man Beards and alcohol don't mean anything Society won't own up to this I might not be a boy But I am hardly a man See I'm 20 What the fuck else do you want from me? I'm just a guy in a Nexus of life Only 20 Fucking 20 What the fuck did you really expect?
19.
I brush against the freckles that I hated so Life goes on, and I heave a little sigh for you It's heavy, the love that I once shared with you But it dissolved like it was just a sugar cube Now the little pain sitting in my heart has shrunken a bit But it really does hurt for now Those silly horoscopes I Guess I can't trust them after all If we could get further away I wonder what it would be like I'd be so happy inside my heart And tonight I thought I'd just be sitting in my sorrow And now I must wonder why What did it really mean to you? I just can't feel it anymore.
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This is a compilation of the "best" songs recorded by Trial of the Golden Witch between January 2011 and January 2012. (During that time, the band recorded some 120 songs.)

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released January 24, 2012

Conrad "Kinzo" Collins: Vocals, Production
Marcus "George" Jackson: Guitars, Vocals, Bass, Hamboning, Violin
Victors "Battler" Collins: Guitars, Vocals
Brandon "Kanon" Tolentino: Guitars

Guests:
Arn Nile Mesa: Guitars
Joshua Cruz: Vocals
Brandon Burke: Vocals

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Trial of the Golden Witch Norfolk, Virginia

The Transgressive Transgender Terrorist Taking Things Totally Tantrum, Turning Tens To Thousands, Telling Truths Totalizing, Trembling Towards Terrific Things, Thankful, Tyrant

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