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Melodic Shitposting

by Millennial Dadcore

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Fart Rave 00:09
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Middle Cheek 00:20
I just poured something in my ass Up my ass two whole pounds of Old Bay Trade the Old Bay for a stack of cash Money in your ass don't make you gay MONEY IN YOUR ASS DON'T MAKE YOU GAY
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Tamaya! 00:03
TAMAYA!
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Ya'll don't know shit about my life
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Drip Check 00:12
in a darkened window I scope my drip I think it is lit
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I got a sack of potatoes and I am on the attack I got a hatful of hollow and yes a heart full of black!
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Miss me on your wishlist Got shit ta give bitch You want somethin'? Get fisted With the truth All I've got for you Is real shit, real emotions Real feelings in motion Maybe I need a potion But I've got the fuck that can part the oceans
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Tamaya Sample (free) 00:04

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A bunch of bearded, white, millennial dads who grew up on early 2000s internet, but are now in their late 20s and filling every available second with some form of "anti-depressant," from weed to pills to video games to anime to movies to shows to youtube videos about all of those, to people to drama to politics--each in-taking their own unique cocktail--all found an opportunity to make quick shitpost songs and videos at the same time while their spouses were either grocery shopping, or talking to their mom on the phone for an hour. Turns out, you can still do your job semi-competently even while completely sedated by the heavenly glow of the absurdly fluorescent lights of the Harris-Teeter. All of the dads collected their work into one package, and created a genre: Millennial Dadcore.

When your brain is completely empty, it tosses around every idea it comes across. That's how the ad got you in the store. But when your wife asks you to hold a sack of potatoes at Aldi and your mind is completely empty, probably numbed with a mild high, into what depth of your core will the concept tunnel? In your heart of hearts, are you not screaming, "I got a sack of potatoes and I am on the attack; I got a hatful of hollow, and yes a heart full of black?"

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released December 19, 2019

Contributers:
Dad A
Dad B
Dad C
Dad D
Dad €
Dad X
DEEP LORE: docs.google.com/document/d/1LjXmVOcLoYeR9UkzUwGANcmK5DwzVlew27ivyo7sUuw/edit?usp=sharing

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