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Soundcloud Rescues

by Trial of the Golden Witch

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All my Boos and Ghastley gettin' nasty see, we be long-lasting--not a bad thing no, a little haunting could by happy when flaunting this rap beat when the cat screams out on a pitch black night don't recoil in fright, but delight cause we do it right with a purple haze and a blown-out brights We don't need to fight you to ignite you we could fly right by you to spite you but a much more wrongful way to right you is to write a song full of curses and turn you into one of us with the rhythm get you down here to clown with the villains pull your spirit up through the ceiling and get you really feelin' it so hard you're straight-up stealin' it like you was DigiB with a fat-ass beat takin' straight off the page from FrankJavCee! now you see me and now you don't Dance and scream like the Baby Ghosts or Fear and Loathing, lose your clothing And your body, and grab a host! All my Boos and Ghastley gettin' nasty see, we be long-lasting--not a bad thing no, a little haunting could by happy when flaunting this rap beat when the cat screams out on a pitch black night don't recoil in fright, but delight cause we do it right with a purple haze and a blown-out brights I'm wanted on two accounts of unlawful posession I'll make your heads spin all they way around to kiss on your asses I got a flask full of slimer and yes a head full of gas I haven't passed on from this life I'm simply over the last I don't gotta move fast don't gotta trip when I wanna relax just let a boombox blast outta window to the whole world when I want them to hear my sass I can be crass, but it's how I roll if you don't like it then get ghost and the haunting started, party like it's somethin' you never did before All my Boos and Ghastley gettin' nasty see, we be long-lasting--not a bad thing no, a little haunting could by happy when flaunting this rap beat when the cat screams out on a pitch black night don't recoil in fright, but delight cause we do it right with a purple haze and a blown-out brights
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I pulled my dick up out my bitch So I could come deal with your shit So make it quick, I gotta split And get back to producing kids Get up online and I read three lines and my mind's Already clocked overtime Into overdrive, cause your punk ass mouth Ran a few more sounds than probably it should have Now I'm gettin' too mad, fumin' like my own dad Back when other kids tried to fuck with me He would put the hammer down quite literally And have older teens beating feet, retreats So don't dare anybody try to fuck with mine I'll Mountain your Viper, push out your eyes And piss on your brain because I'm insane And got nothin' left for you punks but hate The only thing that ease my mind Is that the pussy so divine And I got less and less patience For anyone who takes my time Away from gettin' my dick wet And cuddlin' up in the bed So interrupt me in that state And sucka, you're already dead
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Alluvasudden 01:54
Alluvasudden, I be gettin' beats sent to me left and right Some of this shit is pretty tight, Might have to give that shit a like Alluvasudden, people payin' to download my music now Even tho it's free for you, on youtube, bandcamp, soundcloud Thinkin about how far I've come, 2013's so distant now Back when 10k views was a lot, they was not listenin' to my sounds Now I got kids tellin' me somehow, Gay and Dead straight they favorite album I be on that shit like "me too," put that shit on another 'round Alluvasudden, there's a whole industry of Digibro drama vids Talentless and bored groups of kids, spewing out libelous bullshit All of them want to ride this dick, to the top of recommended lists Each can come down and choke on it, all they prove is I've made it too big Shit gets stupid, 21s who act like you're God Others convinced you's a fraud, videos, though? Never saw em How's my mind, bro? Feelin' solid; ideas flowin' like a faucet Someone acts like I ain't lit now, them the niggaz you should gawk at Soarin' up straight like, "where the top at?" Alluvasudden, every motherfucker on the planet either wanna work with me Or they wanna be far far far away when I am circling Ready to bite bite bite down on the throats of any enemies Murder your shit so gruesome there won't be any space for levity I am not here to make friends or peace, I'm just waiting for one of these Bitch niggaz to try and step to me, without lying right through they teeth Send your fuckers in droves I'll bomb them like drones and tear their clubs into pieces Tear through bodies like fifty thousand machine guns fixed on one point, your speakers My true believers, ya'll keep the plot; come and hang me the day you can prove I'm not The same game-changer stranger to common thought who keeps the formats I work in from being monotonous Ya'll hold the spot while I blaze the trail, they still comin' at me to no avail I broke through the rot, and I have prevailed, to the next galaxy we shall sail Alluvasudden, I'm the baddest fucker to do it since Harlock did Gotta girl, one day we 'gon have kids, after we done hittin' constant bliss Alluvasudden, I ain't even got nothin' to really be mad about Rollin' blunts and blastin' my sounds, that's what my life revolves around
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For some reason some heathens are still sleepin' on me as a rapper Even though my last clapper put the hammer down on my detractors A nigga wanna talk about tetrameter He don't know my paramaters My flow is anything other than amateur I switch it up fast Cause I got class Not like an ass With as fast-food face And about no taste On a Sword Art Online beat Posturing to disguise the cold feet He received over arguing with me Bitch please You ain't even worthy of my side-channel I can handle your scandal without opening my video editor Because I'm just better in every way Steppin' to me in the first place was your first mistake And your half-baked plan blew all up in your face Unlike Biggs, you could never just erase the disgrace But it's okay because I'm here to put you back in your place I was told that an idiot wanted to start shit So I came to pit my wits against my critics But just like Snob and King Critic, your limp dick Arguements left you lookin' like a weak bitch Digibro, Undefeated of the East Get your fuckin' shit together 'fore you step to me Worried I'll remove your comments? Don't be By the time I'm balls deep you'll be screaming out DELETE! DELETE! I'm replete with the gift of gab My words stab and twist up through your flab and wrists Your drab diss tracks won't persist amidst the fists hittin' you from all sides --you already died
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OPEN (2014) 04:37
You wanna open my heart, let's do a surgery Start where I fell apart, with our perjury The art of drifting apart, it's my specialty Seventeen fucking times, still counting I don't know how to get a grip on anything I let go at the first sign of slipping I lost touch with what came before before forgetting my home the minute I'm out the door And it all just slips away... And it all just slips away... Here's some things I forgot to mention Before the detension of our relationship I skipped out on many things I liked And tried not to be like, a bitch about it I doubt it was successful, but while it's stressful You must understand myself I wouldn't give up anything for someone else please don't think I wanted to be anywhere else Sometimes I really couldn't see myself with you Other times I couldn't really be myself with you But ultimately I could see myself in you And knew that you were trying just as hard I know you tried to respect my art You fought againt doubt with faith in your heart And I believe we were all we should be with this reprieve we may see what we could be I've left a lot behind due to distance Time chugs on with fatal persistence Lives I touched just to leave behind and Hands that held mine that I'll never find Much more than just blips on my radar Best friends, relationships, that don't fade are Left like scars with their stories to share As I journey this earth in search of their place Faces etched into my brain Smeared by the stains of time and age, mind games I've played with myself, trying to help me forget But now I'm filled with lingering regret The sun sets on my childhood And my hood's grown out of these woods Moved out and found their lives ahead most aren't Dead like they thought, and now that they've fought Battles in the real world They know what happens in the real world... I only know how to do one thing Burn with my passion as the one true king Strike down the dark in my heart and sing A requiem for the passing of all the good men And women who fell at my sides People I left behind in my life Memories I will cherish and hide Deep in the confines of my cold mind Relight the fires burning inside Eat all the lights in sight that I find Strengthen the core of fight with all my Might and don't die and never subside RISE TO THE TOP OF ALL AND PRESIDE OVER THE TOPS OF ALL OF ALL LIFE KILL THE LAST SHREDS OF DOUBT IN MY MIND OPEN MY HEART TO ALL OF MANKIND ...and all of it's mine
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I only know how to Connect with all of you When I've had three of the blues in me I could become a wraith You'd never see my face But there's a trace that would resonate I cannot shut my mouth I can't stop runnin' 'round Until the strength in my soul gives out I'm all but beer and blood Watch as I come undone Right before any who wants to watch I could be not so enthralling But such is my calling I'm falling into my self I am a vortex of questioning What is my destiny I barely know myself I could be nothing Nothing at all I thought I had a fact I could explain with tact But it was always a false affect I'm too loose with the truth These are mistakes of youth But I won't grow up and deal with that There have been so many chances To make some advances But I threw them all away So I could stay where it's easy And be such a tease Never facing my own dismay I could be not so entitled But I remain bridled With even the suggestion Go and turn your nose up at me I'll never be happy So why make it your burden? I could be nothing Nothing at all
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Taku Iwasaki is a great anime composer, but not a very original one. I'd always thought Nikopol from Gurren Lagann sounded like a Linkin Park song, but it wasn't until after putting together my video on Iwasaki that I realized it's literally Points of Authority, but about 10 BPM slower, and with some of the instrumental breaks stretched a little. I couldn't find an actual acapella of Points of Authority, so instead I just sang a quick cover of it to make my point.
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JFKM 01:33
Hey I like your songs about self-imposed isolation and wishing you were dead I really think that you and I could be friends I totally relate to your feelings of not being gratified by anything or relating to anyone (Hey, what's the number after catch-21?) I love how your keep it real, rap about how you feel and don't try to be accessible But I really wish your mixing was a little bit more listenable By the way, I think you're attractive, but I'm either a dude Or am not gonna make any attempt at all to get into contact with you I'm conflating everybody unfairly I know it But there's so many fucking voices and all of 'em going Just fucking kill me, god God, just fucking kill me
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Nobody wants to flip 'em but give em over, cause I got a fuckin' hankerin' a faker in providing any image of understanding yet further in than any of the peanut gallery meandering through doubt with nothing but hunger; bite the burger motherfucker!
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3 Hams 00:51
I don't know where the fuck I am I got real drunk and then I ate three hams Now I'm swimmin at the bottom of the tank with the fishes and the Ponyo buddies that can grant all my wishes Spent my whole damn week writing about psycho-pass Then I sent it off to Davoo now I'm sitting on my ass and I hope he likes the show and continues with the edit cause if I'm doing that shit, I'm fucking setting it to Deus Ex footage Watched the first ep of Bebop just now And I've got the sinking feeling I don't really know how To say something which I won't regret That comes really from my heart just as much as my head inspiration is a lightning bolt and I am but a rod but if there ain't a storm a'brewin then I'm nothing but a fraud so I'd rather make a singy-song and go back to sleep hoping the video fairy gives me powers in my dreams
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Nuzbeat 00:18
Most Pokemon deserve to die I'll sacrifice what don't survive My modus operandi is Enacting the day of judgement With Pokeballs lining my belt Draped in the cloth of Brunswick's pelt I conquer all that's in my path My genocide, all fear my wrath NUZLOCKE
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Nuzbeat 2 00:19
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Mumkey Jones is gonna break ya bones He knows what he's talkin' bout, he got stats ya'know A home grown stone cold balls out killah And a no doubt thrillah, living in the back of a distillery Digi B, Goin grink, thinkin' about life and shit He's got a big dick; plenty on his mind to spit So don't doubt his legitimacy When you see his posts, don't think, reshare and retweet
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Your pain is worth more than mine Your love is more pure than mine Your life is realer than mine I should just die Your aching hurts more than mine Your burning eyes start to cry You think that I'm a bad guy I should just die Who am I to hurt you? Who am I to leave you all alone? Who am I to hate you? Who am I to sing you all these songs?
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I'd be hard-pressed to name two guys that I like unqualified Or any that I find to be good I hate to be misunderstood and only half-blame myself I go way the fuck past half way just to meet your shelf If there are answers that you do not want then do not ask I'll kick your ass and hit my flask when the moment's passed I only get up past noon, so I don't have look at you I am through with the notion that I am cool When I'm not mad at everybody then I'm mad at me Obviously I'm the type to seethe -- they tell me Everybody goddamn lost their minds? - but they never had 'em This never woulda happened, if rationale woulda been rationed equally Do not speek to me of justice--don't recommend happiness 'less you are blessed with a sense of providing it to me like a sado-masochist I want more than you have and a little bit more than I can handle I wanna be the fire in your mantle the candle that lights your fantasy But I can't be romantic when I'm pedantic as all can be Sometimes I just don't want you to look at me When I'm not mad at everybody then I'm mad at me Obviously I'm the type to seethe -- I tell it to 'em
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I'm only ankles deep I can't impress me I only see beauty in terms of what is sexy I'm not a good guy I don't like anyone But if someone says hon I wanna fuck I'm all but done Got about as much charm as self-harm --I'm about as warm as a corporate email Got no female friends and I think it's probly my fault Rough like asphalt, tough with words and curses Curt to a fault and I skirt the issues Satisfied to squirt through tissues Plus I talk about my dick like it's everybody's business Come pay witness Physical fitness is I lift a bit but I don't do shit besides --ride is nice but I'm only out at night To procure burger and fries And I eat like a garbage shute I'm far from cute Can't be much of a brute but My sleezy needs got me up all night nothin' but redtube I'm only ankles deep I can't impress me I only see beauty in terms of what is sexy I'm not a good guy I don't like anyone But if someone says hon I wanna fuck I'm all but done Never gonna feel attractive, never gonna be too active Only got a few more years til' I'm over that hill and expectations go backwards I'm a lazy bastard Smokin' up a storm of tobacco Like a little rascal Livin' in the big fiasco Tryin' not to so hassled Maybe less a total asshole But I don't see myself from the outside And don't trust what I do not see If a ball of sleaze with some real bad teeth isn't what you all perceive Then I'm glad for that--but I'm still fat And I still don't like dogs or cats And I'm still a self-important fuck with a knack For embracing that I'm only ankles deep I can't impress me I only see beauty in terms of what is sexy I'm not a good guy I don't like anyone But if someone says hon I wanna fuck I'm all but done
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I'm bigger than your motha fuckin' life, son Flow's a little tight, hon, lemme loose you up With a couple a buds and get fun for a minute I'm not someone who's humdrum for a minute I can stuff a whole umbrella up my asshole Walk out onto the beach and shit a fun day whole Lay out in the sun till I'm boiled tasty Have me in your throat because I know you like to taste me You know you can't go veggie up on that fake meat When you got this steak up on your plate you wanna lick clean Stick me in your pipe or roll me up cause I'm your dank meme Imbibe on my mind and body, I'm your wine and water be- Side you in your soul growin' old with your heart gold Bet you didn't know that I sold; that my untold Bounty could be not mold, crisp and developed Blow up on my cella cause I'm hella mella yella I'm gayer than god. Can't no concept on any macrocosmic scale touch this I'm beyond your comprehension already don't rush this Your life's in a rut, bitch? You feel out of touch, kid? Hit this mach 11 with me and let's get fucked up then I don't know how to sit around bored, be nothin' I gotta be frontin' least until the stuntin' Come natural, factually I trained harder To be me than you ever practiced looking harder The true gods they be bred not born Thru cosmic coincidence they transform And storm up the pearly gates with all they complaints Hollerin' out, "God it's time for rebates" And we ain't gonna warn 'fore the shots ring out We pushed Christ and the devil right up out of town And now I sit, firmly, in control of this bitch Chillin' out on the throne with my fist to chin I'm gayer than god.
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Remember when I was a human being Who did normal things That weren't interesting To anybody but me? Now I'm living the meme I don't know how to be me --They call me: Digibro Everybody that I know is famous compared to you We all do youtube, and mix our juju My whole crew is genius Anybody who looks can see this But I wonder of the cost I spent What I've lost being so relentless And maybe senseless in my own exile I'm almost sure I had friends that could make me smile That I ain't seen in quite a while I must have touched someone once, and even got wild But now I'm not sure how long it's been Since the last time I thought of myself as a good friend And ties are tough to mend It's easier to buy a flight than it is to say goodbye And to go on letting them think of me as the bad guy I can't cry, cause it's all my fault But I can't go back after I cleared that vault I can't change that I've changed completely Walked with my own two feet There is no real me I've let my own art completely eat me I see the East and it's burning red Like the blood that seeps deep into my bed And it's fine cause we'll all be dead soon I'll ride this tide out until the red moon explodes Digibro, that's the life I chose Ran away from home for the cash, fame, hoes Staring out to the East, sad As a commenter asks, "who the fuck is Conrad?" "I don't know," I respond, stone cold As the one tear rolls off my gay dead bones I'm a grown ass man in some grown ass pain Thinking how I'll never see my old self again
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Fuck Cops 03:03
The coppers are fucking disgusting Heads gettin' busted by fat pig racist mothafuckas Don't act like it's anything else This ain't debate this is fact, fuckin' system's outta wack, mothafucka I'm sick of white apologists who relate to cops I know white niggas stopped for the way rock I know cops are a bigoted fucking disgrace Against anyone they decide they don't like your face And they never like the look of a black man Only times I ever get stopped is when I'm with a black friend If you think I'm a cuck, check your mothafucking luck And open your eyes, you fuck, see who's worth defending I know you little fuccbois who wanna feel right About your devil-may-care facade of it's lame to fight Because you don't wanna face up to not doing enough And realizing that your lifestyle isn't up to snuff, I get it But as a self-identified bad guy I gotta ask if you punk-asses think it's fly To be on the wrong side and so convinced you're right About your flaccid facebook comments that are blind to plight, look here It's absolutely retarded To act like racism isn't the thing that caused this If you refuse to educate yourself, don't bother to post Better yet, kill yourself, we don't need you dopes The coppers are fucking disgusting Heads gettin' busted by fat pig racist mothafuckas Don't act like it's anything else This ain't debate this is fact, fuckin' system's outta wack, mothafucka You see the SJWs and the MGTOW rejects The feminists, the chauvanists, and cultural comments The liberal and conservatives are missing the point They're all lookin' for the line where they'll divide the joint But the fuck-ups are totally basic A racist fuck with a badge somehow made it through basic Cause they don't screen these fucks psychologically And they don't ask a question like "do you trust blacks," fuckin' obviously See the world's full of dangerous psychos And even though we know how to vet those foes, no one does it The public education on pyschology is fucking' disgustin' And bustin' heads is gonna be prominent till we make somethin' of it Change isn't automatic Its happens when society gets fuckin' erratic It happens when the people scream NOW I'VE FUCKIN' HAD IT AND I'LL ERADICATE EVERYONE WHO STILL DOESN'T GRASP IT AND THAT'S HOW I'M FEELIN' I'M BARELY DEELIN' I'M FLIPPIN MY SHIT ON THESE BARS, I'M FUCKING REELIN' I'M STANDING WITH A GUN TO MY HEAD LIKE DO YOU WISH I WAS DEAD CAUSE I REPRESENT YOU AND YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T LISTEN THAT The coppers are fucking disgusting Heads gettin' busted by fat pig racist mothafuckas Don't act like it's anything else This ain't debate this is fact, fuckin' system's outta wack, mothafucka
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Disgrace 01:14
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Without Luna 04:50
Two Canterlot ponies stuck on the moon Guess who's back... back again... Luna's back... tell a friend I must just be a monster 'Cause nopony wants to see Nightmare no more, they want Luna, I'm chopped liver Well if you want Luna, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of LOUDNESS from the royal sister Some nightmares that'll jumpstart your heart quicker than the shock Rainbow Dash got at the hospital when she stopped Sitting around and started reading Figured out Daring Do's really captivating You waited this long to stop debating Well I'm back, the fun has been doubled, and some still hating I know that you're having fun miss Pinkie But your manic antics are aggravating So the CMC's all scared of me Won't let me be me, so help me please I tried to shut down Nightmare Night you see But they felt so empty without me, so Whatever kids, I'll do it for kicks After all, they seem to love it, especially Pip But get ready, 'cause this night's about to get scary 'Cause I'm gonna let her out, here comes NIGHTMARE BABY! (chorus (X2)) Now this looks like a night for me So everypony, don't run and scream Show a little love for the royal we 'Cause you'd feel so empty without me Little stallions, call off the battalions I'm rockin' this fun, think I've won some medallions Been in prison years counted in thousands 'till someone came along on a mission and yelled, "FRIEND!" A visionary, Twilight is scary A friendship revolution She tells me come down to her level First just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everypony kissin' my (flank) But it's a disaster, such a catastrophe That you could see so little of my face you're scared of me Well I'm back, princess Luna Luna Luna Luna Makin' my debut no soona soona soona soona Spiders I'm tossin, apples I'm bobbin', like a winner The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, best princess non-Celestine Done resting in your kids' fears and nesting (TESTING, ATTENTION PONIES) Feel the tension every time I'm on the screen An announcement - a royal decree YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME! (chorus (X2)) Ya'll better back it, I'll go tit for tat with Anypony whose makin' children frantic Rainbow Dash, kid, you gon' get your cloud kicked Worse than these little Pinkie Pie antics and Twilight, well I guess you are alright Even dressed up as a couple-thousand-year-old guy But Fluttershy, come on now, let go It's over, CAN'T YOU SEE I AM NOT NIGHTMARE? Let's be fair, just gimme a signal Anytime that my royal voice comes off as an insult I've been gone - on the moon for so long I kinda don't even know where I'm going wrong But sometimes, it just seems Everypony only wants to run from me Well this must mean that I'm frightening What do you see that's so obscene? Well I'm not the real queen of Equestria I'm not the worst thing since Trollestia Who used her student so selfishly But I'm just glad her friendship helped me Hey! There's a concept that works Concentrated friendship in magical bursts Now I hope that the magic can make them see They would feel so empty without me (chorus (X2))
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Sitting drunk as fuck in my bathroom taking a shit Is it the crap or my own BO that's smelling so ass? I'm not sure My ass is hot, the seat is cold, and you are somewhere I don't know I'm through with waiting for you... I'm drinking morning rescue I need toilet paper, bring it here, bring it here Ass blast of thunder, bring it here, bring it here How long here will I sit, my gaping ass is spewing shit And you've left me here to rest
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Soundcloud is shutting down soon, so I've rescued all of my songs from the platform which don't exist on any of my albums, and aren't intended to be on any in the future. This is 4 years worth of releases, presented in order of quality. Everything below the demos is more or less meme music, or just so experimental and terrible that it's not very appealing to anyone.

I'm only offering this as a free download, because it would be a copyright nightmare if I charged for it. If you want to support me, buy my other albums.

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released August 3, 2017

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The Transgressive Transgender Terrorist Taking Things Totally Tantrum, Turning Tens To Thousands, Telling Truths Totalizing, Trembling Towards Terrific Things, Thankful, Tyrant

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