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PLANET HEARSE
01:51
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BORN DUMB, AND I'VE ONLY GOTTEN STUPIDER--
WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS, MEN FROM MARS, AND I'M FROM JUPITER.
CUPID LET ME BORROW SEVEN ARROWES, AND I LOOSED THEM ALL;
SORROW UNBECOMING, SO I STOP THE FALL; START THE CRAWL.
RED SPARROWE ON THE WIND, THIS HARROWING SIN LEFT ME SO APPALLED:
ANYONE CAN BUY THE MALL NOW; IT'S BOARDED, BARRED AND SCRAWLED WITH URBAN TEXTURES;
FIXTURES MEASURED IN THEIR HUMAN POPULATION:
EMPTY STATIONS BUILT TO HOUSE AN EMPTY NATION.
PLANET HEARSE, THIS CURSED VERSE WILL SUMON DEMONS.
EVIL IS THE MISSION AND I'M SCHEMIN'--PLOTTIN'
HOW TO GET MY ROTTEN MISSIVE INTO YOUR BRAIN
AND CONVINCE YOU THAT YOU'RE INSANE!!
I'M THE BANE OF YOUR EXISTENCE, BECAUSE I'M SO CONVINCING;
MY ARGUMENT'S INTENSIVE--MY HEART GOT WATER HISSING.
I'M PLAIN OLD FUCKIN' BRILLIANT; BELOVED BY THE MILLIONS
AND HATED BY THE BILLIONS; MY PAIN BECOME A BUSINESS.
MY LANE IS ALWAYS OPEN, SO I ALWAYS CHOOSE MY SPEED,
AND MY HEART IS ALWAYS OPEN, SO I FIND WHAT I NEED.
I'M THE RIGHT THING AT THE RIGHT TIME WHEN YOU NEED TO RECLINE
WITH A FEELING SUBLIME--WITH A SPIRIT DIVINE!
YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE INSANE...
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BELLE OF THE BALL
01:09
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SHE HELLA TALL, BUT SHE STILL MY SHAWTY!
BELLE OF THE BALL WHEN SHE SKULL THAT 40.
HOLD ME; LIFT ME IN THE AIR AND THROW ME.
OWN ME. IF YOU GOT A PACKAGE, SHOW ME!
WHOA, ME! THAT'S A LOT OF BAGGAGE YOU'RE HOLDING!
LEAVE IT BY THE TRACKS, COME AND STACK THIS MOANING!
ROAMING ALL OVER THE LAND WITH THE HOMIE,
AND I GIVE 'EM HEAD 'CAUSE I KNOW HE'LL BONE ME!!
ROLL ME FIFTY BLUNTS LIKE I'M SNOOP WHILE YOU DO ME DOGGYSTYLE;
PITHY GRUNT, HIKER BOOTY GROOVIN' TO THE IDLEWILD
WHILE WE OUT IN IDYLLWILD, SMIKIN' ON SOME WILD, GROUND WEED
ON THE SCENE; EATING, DRINKING, MAKING LOUD SOUNDS.
WAKING UP THE WHOLE TOWN;
ROLLING OUT TO GHOST TOWNS;
TURNIN' UP THE HO SOUNDS;
CHOWIN' ON A GROUND ROUND;
HABANERO KETCHUP...
FUCKIN' GOT ME MESSED UP!!
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ABSOLUTE ZERO
01:16
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HERE COME THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO RAP SINCE BEN SHAPIRO!
DON'T FEAR THE SNOW, THIS IS ABSOLUTE ZERO!
THE HERO OF THE VILLAINS
I'M HIGH AND FUCKIN' CHILLIN'
BEER BY THE STOVE, OR GRILLIN'
JUST LET ME COOK!!
GOT MY TEETH ALL CROOKED, GOT MY EYES ALL RED
PLAY BY NO ONE'S BOOK, IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD
BABBLE LIKE A BROOK, BAKE UNTIL I'M BREAD
I AM NOT A CROOK, LIKE THE BAD MAN SAID!
THEY HATE 'CAUSE I'M A CHICK WITH A DICK;
BUT THEY LOVE ME WHEN IT'S ALL IN THEY LIPS!
I'M A SWAGGIN DRAGON
OLD, SO I'M HAGGIN'
WON, SO I'M BRAGGIN'
USED TO BE A HAS-BEEN
GRABBING DOLLARS
BY THE POUND, BY THE YEN, BY THE SHEKEL
FILL A WAGON, ALL THE GRAIN I RAKE WHEN I HECKLE
WHAT I'M BAGGIN': $50K I IMAGINE A MONTH
WHEN I BET ON MY HUNCH
I'M A FAG BITCH QUEEN AND I CARRY THAT GREEN
SO YOU KNOW THAT I MEAN WHAT I SING WHEN I'M GAGGIN'!
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CUMBERLAND GAP
01:32
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I BEEN CRUISING ALONG THIS LIFE
WHEN I GET HUNGRY, I JUST BITE
TAKE WHAT IT TAKE TO STAY ALIVE
AND GIVE IT BACK TO ALL MY GUYS AND GALS AND NON-BINARIES
WHATEVER CARD YOU CARRY, STASH IT
THAT'S MY GIFT TONIGHT
PICK FOUR, AND MAKE IT A FLIGHT
WHEN I SWIPE, I TAKE IT ALL WITH ME
HANDS SO STICKY
HOW'D I END UP WITH THIS BEAT?
CAN'T KEEP LIFTING
SO I KEEP SHIT IN-HOUSE WHERE I MAKE HISTORY
FIND ME AT CUMBERLAND GAP
IN A DRESS AND A SUNHAT
HIKING UP AND DOWN THE PATHS
OR IN THE PRIUS, DOING DABS
FIND A LITTLE LADY IN THE SHADE IN THE PARK
AND SAY, "HEY NIÑA, LET'S STAY 'TILL DARK!"
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CAVALCADE PROSE
01:48
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TETRAGRAMMATON WITH THE HAMMER ON
ALWAYS GRAMMAR WRONG, CLENCHING STAMMER JAW
EYE IN THE PANOPTICON, BRINGER OF THE RAGNAROK
YGGDRASSILLIN SLANG IS DRIPPIN' FROM THE MAW,
THROW YOUR FLANNELS OFF-
GRAB A FIFTH AND WALK INTO THE LABYRINTH
GIANT SPLIFF, LISTENING TO PITHY SHIT THAT OTHERS SPIT
AND THEN I MIX IN
IT'S TRIXIE GOLDIEWITCH AT YOUR SERVICE WITH ANOTHER HIT
MALEVOLENT TO THE OPPOSITION--DON'T RELENT
BENEVOLENT TO THE HOMIES TO MY BENEFIT
NOT HEAVEN-SENT, THIS THAT DEEP, DARK, DEVIL SHIT
THAT MARKS THE SKIN, SPLLING THE BLOOD WITHIN
OBSTINATE FLOWS FOR YOU OPULENT HOES
CONSUMMATE PRO WITH THE CAVALCADE PROSE
CATTLE-PROD VOCABULARY, BABY, I'M A HERDER
THOUGHT YOU HEARD THE WORD, BUT I TELL YA MINE IS WORDER!!
MURDER MURDER IN A PINK STRETCH-HUMMER
MAKE IT A COLD-ASS HOT GIRL SUMMER
IN THE MINK RIGHT NEXT TO THE GUNNER
I WINK AND ANOTHER SHOT RINGS IN THE GUTTER
BLINK TWICE IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR A RESCUE
I'LL CATCH UP TO THE TRAIN BECAUSE TODAY I WORE MY BEST SHOES
DANCING IN THE RAIN AND SINGING SLANG INSIDE THE VESTIBULE
FIND ME AND YOU'RE AT THE FESTIVAL
MY LIFE ME, CIRCA 1991
AND I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN STARTING TO HAVE FUN
NOW I'M ON THE RUN RIGHT INTO MY FUTURE
JOIN THE CREW OR EAT DIRT, YA LOSER!
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SOLVE MY STRESS
01:25
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RIDE A BEAT LIKE A BIG DICK
PETITE CHICK BULGING AT THE BELLY
WHEN MY BUTT SPLIT
CUPPED TITS GRIPPED TIGHTLY
WHEN THE CUM HITS
SUB RIPS THRU WHILE YOU DO ME OFF
THE RUM SIPS
HUM THIS TUNE WHILE YOU SCREW, AND GO HARDER
PART HHER BODY, LITTLE SHAWTY, LIKE A MARTYR
START HER WATER GETTIN' DRIPPY LIKE A FAUCET
SLAP THAT ASS AT THE MOMENT SHE DROPS IT
BLAST THAT BRASS, SEXY SAX, I SWEAT
KISS ON MY NECK, MAKE A FIST 'ROUND MY CHEST
GRIP ON YOUR SHAFT, YEAH THAT DICK'S THE BEST
BOUNCE ON THE BALLS 'TILL THEY SOLVE MY STRESS
SOLVE MY STRESS
LEMME JUST ATTEST THAT I GET THE BEST DICK
FEELIN' TRULY BLESSED THAT I GET THE BEST DICK
I LICK I SUCK I FUCK I CUP THE BALLS AND SWALLOW
I'M A REAL TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW
I CONTORT, DISTORT, COMFORT, AND HOLD THE FORT
I'M NOT TALL OR SHORT, BUT I'M SMALL AND WARPED
WALK AROUND IN TINY SHORTS WHEN IT'S WARM AND XS TEES
SKINNY BITCH, YOU CAN PUT MY KNEES BEHIND MY HEAD
GRIND THE SPRINGS OFF MY BED
PACK A HUGE COCK IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD AND
SOLVE MY STRESS
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THE HONEY
01:39
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BLESSED WITH INTELLIGENCE
THAT'S WHY I LIVE WITHOUT LIMITS
AND WHEN I SPIT YOU LISTEN IN TO HEAR THE LESSONS SAID WITHIN
MY MANIC FITS OF INSPIRATION GUIDE THE STATIONS AND THE PENS
PINS AND NEEDLES IN MY SKIN AND DRIVEN STAKES THRU BOTH MY HANDS
I NEVER WAS AND NO, WILL NEVER EVER BE THE MAN
I'M A SUPERVILLAIN KILLER CLEVERLY CONCEALING PLANS
I'M THE EVIL VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD THAT WANTS YOU TO ADVANCE
REALIZE ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD AS YOU EXIT THE TRANCE
I NEVER HAD AN ADVANCE OR A BUDGET
BUT I'VE GOT A HUGE CATALOG BECAUSE, FUCK IT
I CAN RAP BETTER BROKE THAN YOU CAN WITH MONEY
I'M THE FUCKIN' BEA, THEY COME TO ME TO GET THE HONEY!
FUNNY HOW I BODY EVERYONE ON EVERY TRACK I FEATURE
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON WITH A BOX OF GOON AND A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER
DOUBLE-FEATURE WITH MY OTHER PERSONALITY
FINISH HIM, THIS BAR IS THE FATALITY!
SHE'S A DEVOUT RHYME SLANTER
SHE 'BOUT THE BANTER
NO ACCOUNT FOR CANDOR
NO AMOUNT OF SLANDER COULD BE DAUNTING TO THE DANCER
PRANCER IN THE FIELDS
WEARING ZERO SHIELDS
HERO WHEN REVEALED
BRUISED BANANA PEELED
QUESTIONS WHAT YOU FEEL
ARE YOU REALLY REAL?
ARE YOU REALLY REAL?
I BELIEVE IN SOME OF US, I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THE OTHERS
IF I'M FEELING SMOTHERED, CUT THRU THEM LIKE BUTTER
I'M A HOT-ASS KNIFE, RIFE WITH A LIST OF DRUTHERS
YOU DO NOT CLASS HIGHLY ENOUGH TO CALL ME MOTHER
BUT YOU STILL JUST A BABY
NEED HELP? THEN CALL ME MAYBE
SLEEP WELL AND SKIP THE GRAVY
THIS THE HONEY
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MOST
02:41
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I DON'T LIKE TOO MANY BITCHES, SO I KEEP IT CLOSE
I LIKE WAY TOO MANY PLACES, SO IM COAST-TO-COAST
THEY SAY THAT YOU DO TOO MUCH; I SAID "I DO THE MOST!"
THISSAT T, R, I, X, I.E. THE FUCKIN' GOAT, YO!
TRIXIE ON SOME OTHER SHIT
TRIAL OF THE GOLDEN WITCH
HOLDIN' THIS BITCH HOSTAGE IN THE MOSH PIT
COP THIS FLOW FEEL YOUR HEAD GET KNOCKED IN
LOCKED IN: TARGETS IN THE SCOPE
GONNA BLOW! GONNA BLOW!
NO I DON'T MEAN TO PEEL YOUR SKIN BACK
BUT THE CLICK-CLACK OF THE HI-HAT LIKE A GAT-GAT
BLASTIN' ON THE BACKSPIN' OF THE CLASSIC TRAP SHIT THAT I SIT HERE MAXXIN'
LIMP BIZKIT WHEN I'M RELAXIN'
SLIP INTO A SLIPKNOT WHEN I NEED ACTION
I'M A ZILLAKAMI NEVER CALMLY ON A MIC
GETTIN' ROUGH LIKE A GRUFF ROB ZOMBIE!
I'M PROBABLY PLOTTING MY DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
IN THE GREY VAN BY THE CAVE AND WAVING TO THE DAY ONE FANS
AND THE HUMDRUM BANDS I MADE IN MY MISTAKE WAKES
I'M A KILLA CAKE, I'M A DEEP FAKE, I'M A SCENE QUAKE
I SHAKE LIKE WAY TOO MUCH, AND SO
I'MMA MAKE A FUSS, I'MMA MAKE IT UP
I'M INVINCIBLE, I'M VICTORIOUS, AND IT'S GLORIOUS!
I BEEN A RAP GEEK SINCE AROUND WHEN I WAS 9
WHEN MISSY GOT HER FREAK ON T. REQUEST LIVE
TIMBALAND, LUDACRIS, LIL KIM ON THE VIBE
WAS A LADY MARMALADE WAY BEFORE I HAD A JOB
THE REAL SLIM SHADY WAS LIKE MY BABY BOOK
I LEARNED MORE THAN HOOKS
AND THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES UP IN MY BRAIN WERE FILLED UP
WITH THE FLOW FROM "FORGOT ABOUT DRE"
THIS IS WHEN JAY-Z AND DMX WERE GOIN' CRAZY
AND KANYE WEST WAS A LITTLE BABY
AND I COULD RECITE THE WHOLE POKERAP
I STILL COP TO THAT FOR REAL
AND LINKIN PARK TAUGHT ME BREATH CONTROL, REST IN PEACE TO MY HERO, CHESTER!
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ALL I DO IS GO HAM
02:16
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STRAIGHT CIS BITCH DICKED DOWN BY A TRANS DYKE
STRIPPED IN THE MOONLIGHT
SCRATCHING AND BARKING AND
BITE, BITE BITE--ALL TRIFE
IGNIGHT, IGNIGHT, IGNIGHT, AND GET A LIFE!
ARCHING THE BACK, GOTTA ARC, SWING IT BACK
LIKE THE ST. LOUIS ARCH, REALLY MARCHING IT BACK
REALLY SMACKING THE SACK
REALLY HARKENING TRACK AFTER TRACK OF ATTACK AND ATTACK AND ATTACK
GROWING WINGS WILL RIP THE SKIN OFF YOUR BACK
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HUNT, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT, BEAST
WRAP THESE LEGS 'ROUND YOUR WAIST, LEMME RIDE, LEMME SLAM
THAT DICK IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD WHILE I BLAST MY JAM!!
ALL I DO IS GO HAM
ALL I DO IS GO HARD AS A MOTHAFUCKA, Y'ALL!
ALL I DO IS SLAM DANCE
ALL I DO IS KICK JAMS
ALL I DO IS ADVANCE
ALL I DO IS SMOKE WEED
ALL I DO IS EAT YAMS
ALL I DO IS PEEP GLANCE
ALL I DO IS REAP PLANS
ALL I DO IS TOKE TREE
I DON'T NEED TO BE FAST
I DON'T NEED TO BE CRASS
BUT I HAVE A SWEET ASS
SO I DROP IT ON BEAT
WHEN I'M DOING MY DANCE
WHEN I RUIN MY PANTS
WHNE YOU GIMME THAT GLANCE
KNOW YOU GOT WHAT I NEED!
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MASSIVE WITCH HAT
01:30
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YOU WOULD THINK WE'RE SCOOBY-DOO AND CARMEN SANDIEGO,
WAY THEY ALWAYS ASKIN' 'WHERE WE AT?'
I'LL BEAT YOUR DUDE IN HALO
LAUGH AT HIM AND TELL HIM HE'S A FAG
I DON'T GOT NO HALO
JUST A FUCKIN' MASSIVE WITCH HAT
BRINGIN' RAGE BACK,
YEAH, 'CAUSE I MISS THAT!!
WHERE THE BITCH AT?
ASKIN' LIKE I'M MARIO JUDAH
BRACE FOR IMPACT!!
REVY TWO-HAND WITH THE SHOOTERS
BRRATT!! BRRATT!! BRRATT!!
ANYBODY TRYIN'A FOLLOW, SUITOR
COPY, IMITATE, CONSUMER HER
THEY GON' MAKE ME PROVE THE RUMORS
I'M SITTIN' ON YOUR BRAIN JUST LIKE A TUMOR
EAT THE PUSSY OUT AND THEN I CALL THAT BITCH AN UBER
LIKE I'M DENZEL CURRY
RAP JUST LIKE I'M IN A HURRY
'CAUSE IM RUNNING TO THE TOP
BOSS RUSH, LIKE FURI
THIS IS FOR MY FURRIES AND MY ANIME CHICKS
GROWING ANIME TITS
LICKING ANIME DICKS AND
BANGIN' THEM HITS FROM THE GOLDEN WITCH
ALL DAY, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT
DATS THAT BITCH!!!
HELL YEAH!
BREAK A SPEAKER OFF A CON HALL CEILING JUST OFF RAW FEELING
Y'ALL GOTTA FUCKIN' FEEL ME
I'M RAW, I'M REALLY NOT FRONTIN'
I'M TOUCHIN' MYSELF ON-STAGE
AND I MIGHT BE FUCKIN' CUMMIN'!!
GOT A MASSIVE WITCH HAT
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
I'M A CLASSIC,
MASSIVE HIT TO THE SACK
I'M A BIG FUCKIN' DEAL
I'M A FULL-COURSE MEAL
BEAT A DEAD HORSE BACK TO LIFE
AND RIDE INTO THE FIELD!!!
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SIMMERING
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THEY TOLD ME "SIMMER DOWN!"
"YOU'RE AT A TEN, WE NEED YOU AT A TWO"
LIKE A STEW, I'LL SIMMER ALL DAY UNTIL YOU LOVE THE TASTE
I GET BASTED, AND I GET BAKED
I GET STUFFED, AND I GET IN YOUR FACE!!
I'MMA RIOT ALL SUMMER LONG
EVERY CITY, EVERY SONG
(AND YOU SING IT WITH ME!)
I'MMA BUY IT AT ANY COST
EVEN IF I HAVE TO BECOME A GOD
(YOU CAN MAKE IT WITH ME!)
WHY I FEEL 'LL MAKE YA WEEP
THEY TOLD ME CALM YOURSELF, DON'T BOMB YOURSELF, YOU KEEP IT STRONG
YOU BACK UP ON THOSE FEET, YOU DON'T RETREAT
YOU MUST REPEAT YOURSELF INSISTENTLY
AND YOU MUST BEAT THE BEAT TO BEAT THE SCREED INTO THE STREETS
AND MOVE YOUR FEET, 'CAUSE BULLETS COMIN'
GOTTA DODGE 'EM, 'FORE THEY CATCH YA RUNNIN'
Y'ALL MOTHAFUCKAS SLOW!!
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FLIGHT
00:53
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HOW THE FUCK DO I EXIST?!
I DON'T RAP FOR NOTHIN', TAKIN' MONEY BY THE FISTFUL
IN A FIT OF RAGE, EACH PAGE IS JUST A PISTOL
BLOWING UP MY BRAINS FOR A VISUAL
LISTENING FOR RICHNESS IN THE SOUL SO I CAN TRANSLATE
MEANING THAT WILL MANDATE MY EXISTENCE IN YOUR MINDSTATE
I'VE WAITED TOO LONG FOR YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO
NOW YOU FOLLOW ME BECAUSE I LOOK COOL
WHAT I DO IS MOSTLY IN MY HEAD, THO
IF YOU COPY WHAT YOU SEE, YOU'RE GONNA END UP DEAD, BRO
DRUGS, SEX, MONEY, FOOD, I BARELY SCRATCH THE SURFACE
EVERYTHING I DO IS FOR A PURPOSE
TELL ME YOUR WORTH UP-FRONT AND LET'S PIMP IT
GET THE WHOLE WORLD SIMPIN'
I AIN'T TRIPPIN'--I STAY TRIPPIN'
NEVER HIT THE GROUND--THAT'S CALLED FLIGHT
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